Top 5 facts about Chuck Norris
- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
- There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control
- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip
- Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
